Autumn Antics Through the New Year

Fall of this year was pretty crazy. Renaissance Fest, Halloween without Mommy, you finally participated (a little) in your school pageant, and you got a visit from Grandma and Grandpa on your birthday weekend.

Then came the holidays. Thanksgiving at home, Hanukkah with Brandon and Maureen, another pageant (where you did participate) and Christmas with the sniffles.

It all began with a little trip to the Ren Fair with our favorite pair, Colin and Beth.

Hangin' wid my posse.
Hangin’ wid my posse.
A ROSE madam, if ye can reach it.
A ROSE madam, if ye can reach it.

Closely followed by additional piracy and the looting of candies. Unfortunately, mommy had to travel for an emergency, so it was just the boys on Halloween.

Skeery punkins
Skeery punkins
(Not sure what you meant here... didn't want to find out.)
(Not sure what you meant here… didn’t want to find out.)
Why YES, I am a handsome rapscallion.
Why YES, I am a handsome rapscallion.
YARRRR I SAY.
YARRRR I SAY.
AVAST! THERE BE CANDY.
AVAST! THERE BE CANDY.
Creepy how?
Creepy how?

Then a visit from Grandma and Grandpa. Some dancing was done and then a birthday was celebrated.

Grandma and Grandpa
Grandma and Grandpa
No, I'm not... yaaaawwwn... bored with you folks at all.
No, I’m not… yaaaawwwn… bored with you folks at all.
HEY! It's MY BIRTHDAY!
HEY! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!
Number Five!
Number Five!
It should come as no surprise that CAKE is why we do this...
It should come as no surprise that CAKE is why we do this…
Ah, the lewt!
Ah, the lewt!
Yes, I know it's DARTH. But Dark sounds cooler.
Yes, I know it’s DARTH. But Dark sounds cooler.

Shortly thereafter, we settled in for some days off and vegan food. You had your school pageant (where you faced the opposite direction of everyone else), but you DID know all the words to the song. In fact, you wrote them for dad when you visited his office.

Vegan? Oh, yes.
Vegan? Oh, yes.
So good my THUMBS even approve it.
So good my THUMBS even approve it.
Look, let me write it down for you, dad.
Look, let me write it down for you, dad.

From there it was holiday shopping and decorating.

I've fashioned my very own Pope Mobile.
I’ve fashioned my very own Pope Mobile.
Let me show you how it's done, mother.
Let me show you how it’s done, mother.
The giant foot of a pre-schooler
What can I say? I am a growing machine!

Then off to get Santa pics and even more SHOPPING.

What do you mean, "good side"? They're ALL my good side.
What do you mean, “good side”? They’re ALL my good side.
A beautiful mommy. And hey... mine.
A beautiful mommy. And hey… mine.
What do you mean we're not supposed to PICK em?
What do you mean we’re not supposed to PICK em?

Your big brother and his wife came to teach you about Hanukkah. You loved the lighting of the Menorah.

     ((I can’t find any pics on my phone. I’ll have to upload those later))

Then suddenly it’s CHRISTMAS. Presents, a trip to see the lights on 34th Street in Baltimore and a special treat – ICE CREAM at a place called the Charmery (GREAT homemade ice cream) because it was so very hot this Christmas.

Uh... paparazzi, can you give me a second to wake up?
Uh… paparazzi, can you give me a second to wake up?
YESS! What is it?
YESS! What is it?
Diner kit? TIme to start Campbell's Pizza officially!
Diner kit? TIme to start Campbell’s Pizza officially!
Jeopardy Calendar? Oh, Santa. You SO get me!
Jeopardy Calendar? Oh, Santa. You SO get me!
MALEFICENT ON THE COVER? None else matters.
MALEFICENT ON THE COVER? None else matters.
'Scuse our mess. We just opened the diner.
‘Scuse our mess. We just opened the diner.
I am putting the WHY in DIY.
I am putting the WHY in DIY.
Some more lights on 34th Street.
Some more lights on 34th Street.
34th Street in Baltimore
34th Street in Baltimore
Ice Cream in winter? THANK YOU, CLIMATE CHANGE!
Ice Cream in winter? THANK YOU, CLIMATE CHANGE!

Other significant occurrences in this period:

  • You saw FOUR more movies at the theater: The Peanuts Movie, Good Dinosaur, The Chipmunks Road Chip, and Star Wars: Force Awakens (which you BEGGED to see and absolutely loved). You also let daddy know that going to the movies is your new favorite thing to do.
  • You learned what curse words are and you know better than to say them. You also know a range of “bad words” which aren’t as bad, but you still correct us if we say: “Shut up”, “Idiot”, “Stupid”, or “Crap”. On the OTHER end of that, you let one of our friends know that you know but could never say, “Duck spelled with the letter F” and when your shocked parents asked how you knew that word, your reply was, “Probably on YouTube.”
  • Your Wheel of Fortune obsession has waned. You still love game shows though and often talk about going to California to see Sony Pictures Studios.
  • There was a weird moment where you PANICKED when you heard “kids music”, but now you just tell us you don’t want to hear it. Your musical tastes are pretty eclectic, but OTHER than kids’ music, you’ll listen to nearly anything else.
  • You want a puppy. You love the neighbor’s dog and tell us all the time how you are getting one…
  • Your hair cutter is named Tessie and so is the dog next door. To distinguish which, you’ve said, “Tessie snip snip or Tessie woof woof?”
  • For some reason, NOW you’re a picky eater. You don’t like finishing breakfast this month and you’d FAR prefer a desert (in the form of a cookie) vs. eating anything healthy. When you’re old enough to read this, I hope you know what Mom and Dad fought you on this one.
  • We have a lot of friends in our lives, but you are absolutely locked into Colin and Beth. They love you too.   🙂

And thus, 2015 fades behind us.

 

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Bart H.

artist, photographer, gamer, father, nerd.

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