The kid is 13. And has their own voice. And wanted to take over. So from here on out, Cam will be posting their own updates. I hope you can appreciate someday why I did all this. Until such time, take it away kid…
Antietam Camping Weekend
Do you like camping at a battlefield? In April, I went camping for the first time with Cub Scout pack 914 at Antietam Battlefield. I loved it! Let me tell you what it was all about!
“I had a good time, even though the sun was in my eyes here.”
On Friday afternoon, we packed clothes, food, and our gear. Before we left, I was drinking my Starbucks and was getting the cat feeder ready. Mom got the Igloo cooler ready. We said goodbye to our cats, and we all got in the car. I was missing the cats immediately after we left.
When we got to the Rohrbach Campground, we unpacked from the parking lot and trekked to the campsite. It was very plain. There was a campfire pit and picnic tables to eat at. Mom set up the tent and inflated the air mattresses. We played Brain Quest with the pack and went to sleep.
“Rohrbach Campground looks boring…”“Mom at our tent at night”
Tweet! Tweet! That is the sound of Saturday morning waking up confused in a tent. I smelled “pour le chat” pancakes which means that they are so bad people can’t eat them. I missed being able to play Wheel of Fortune. Also, I had to not play device games except Stardew Valley. After breakfast, we hiked to Burnside Bridge where the Confederate fought the Union. Next, we had lunch. Then, I went to Antietam Creek where I debarked a tree and hung out with my friends. I peed in the latrines, and it was not pleasant because they were dark and there was absolutely no toilet paper. Later, we went to the Visitor Center and watched a video.
“Burnside Bridge where Confederates killed some of the people…”“Me and Henry at a stump.”“My friends and me (Pack 914) at the visitor’s center.”
We also did “FlipSide: The Worst Bouncy house Ever.” It was the destroyed tent Mr. Brad had. I liked it. Later that evening, we built a campfire, and made s’mores and heard ghost stories. I heard one about MiMi which spooked me COMPLETELY.
“This is the tent that fell apart. Dad called it the worst bouncy house ever.”“Who likes campfires? THIS GUY!”“Us roasting S’mores… my marshmallows were vegan”
On Sunday morning it was raining. So we went to McDonald’s and I had bad pancakes until the rain stopped. I hated it. After the rain ended, we returned to Rohrbach to deflate the air mattress and pack up our car.
I had an amazing time with my friends. We learned a lot about the Civil War. Even though the weather was bad, We still had a lot of fun. It was a 5-star trip.
Well, times have certainly changed and for our readers here, we have a big announcement. No longer will this blog be in the voice of dad to Cam, but it will be…
(drumroll please)
FROM CAM TO THE WORLD! Campbell is taking over the blog and it’s going to be his “journal” of things he does during the weeks and years ahead. We may not be posting as many pictures, but you’re going to be reading things in his unique voice.
Speaking of voice, your ability to say “r” has gotten MUCH better. Just in the past few weeks. And all based on the viewing of a SINGLE YouTube video (thanks, humanity. You got it right this time).
BEFORE we turn over the reins though, there are a few images dad would like to present covering the last few months.
You completed your third (fourth?) piano recital with great success:
You also did a great Christopher Robin impression while we were at Barnes & Noble.
We enjoyed a bit of splashy fun in the yard… at dad’s expense:
We had a great time with house bowling.
As well as FREE video gaming at the SweetSide Cafe in Hamden (when Maureen visited).
There was meeting a new friend (well, sort of) at Gritty Goblin Games…
Acting as dad’s “Assistant Dungeon Master”
And of course, this… your school picture in which you look moderately terrified.
There were a couple of new hats you rocked. (Cappy, your new favorite of course)
There was some skill sharpening on the (new) bike and (old) scooter…
And singing the “favorite food song” with mom in the kitchen. (Hunan Manor sure can rock some veggie ribs)
So the blog is all yours now, little guy. Have fun, stay classy and don’t grow up too fast!
As you well know, Mr. Campbell, our days go very fast now with all the activity school can bring. And your dad is writing this personal apology for losing track of your blog.
This past Fall and Winter were a challenge since Dad got laid off from work (as you read from the last post). We spent the majority of our energy in keeping things together and getting a new job. Thankfully, that job came at the start of the year so we can get back to posting Campbelltime updates!
Your year in school has been a good one. As everything in life, there have been ups and downs, but your grades have been good and you’re still having fun being a Jeffers Hill Jaguar. We all got into the school spirit this past October in the Trunk-or-Treat event, where we let our pirate pride show strong! But before that, we continued our annual tradition of apple picking.
Who’s got two thumbs and a mouth full of apple nibbles? THIS GUY!
Proof that we love pirates! (and we even won a prize)
I’m not saying we love video games, but…
November was a blur but we still found time to do a little Dave & Busters visit for your birthday. Our friends Joanne, Colin and Beth joined us, while you yucked it up with Leah (Jo’s daughter). We came back to the house for an appropriately themed cake…
Dave & Busters!? YASSSSSSS!
Just a couple of kids goofin’ around.
Back at the homestead, we prepare for epic cake…
See? Epic cake. Wokka wokka wokka…
What am I thankful for? Video games! Er, I mean… my family…
Christmas even snuck up on us, but Santa didn’t leave you empty-handed. Instead, your passion for video gaming and programming got even more fuel for the fire.
Seeing Santa? Approved…
SEE? He REMEMBERS ME!
Oh yeah… I’ll get my loot this year.
Just a freezing cold night in Baltimore looking at lights with our friends Beth and Colin.
How did all those tiny people get IN that window?
Oh gosh! For ME?
Mario Jammies? Check. Pac Man figures? Check. And… Bloxels?!? It IS Christmas!
Speaking of video games, you’re really deep into your enjoyment of Mario, Pac Man and all things 8-bit. Your Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune obsessions have been sidetracked by the world of Nintendo. In fact, you often tell us of your desire to travel to Japan to see where Nintendo was born. Your favorite food is Japanese and you’ve embraced all things Japan (because of the video gaming culture, no doubt).
Mom made sushi. Dad adds crab. That’s where I draw the line…
We’re goofs. Just accept it Mom!
Santa brought me the Expo markers I asked for. Let the games begin!
It’s a prototype, Dad! Now, help me make it work…
Other things that have kept your interest lately are the Winter Olympics, learning to code, piano, Legos and reading (Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Harry Potter). And as you reminded me while I was typing this, “OH! And MATH, DAD!”
Grandma gave me a cat shirt. AND I LOVE IT.
O’s fan? Yes, still…
This is Dad. He WISHES he looked that good.
Starbucks trips are EPIC!
Don’t be jelly. It’s just me playing the Mario theme… onstage with the Baltimore Gamer Symphony Orchestra (really).
As everyone will see in these new pics, you are getting BIG. You’ve grown a solid 2 inches since the summer update. You’re still a skinny little guy, but growing up, up, up!
My future album cover.
Just me and my best pal, Scallywag.
“meow, rrraawwrr… MEOW MEOW!? Mrrrrow” (Translation: Don’t I get any credit here? I caught a MOUSE this winter! )
Summer has almost ended and we stuck by some old standards this year; trips to the O’s games, gaming with friends, some birthday parties, summer camps, piano recitals. But you also hung out with Wolverine, played around with Winnie the Pooh and we got a cat. Yes. That has been the highlight of this summer. Our new pal Scallywag has come to live with us (not long after your graduation from Montessori). He’s been a real source of joy, mischief, and fun.
Two other things you discovered this summer; Pac Man and Harry Potter. You discovered 8-bit video games and play a lot of them, but Pac Man is your favorite. As you’ve told Dad, “I’m a real GAMER!” (much to your mother’s chagrin). But your Mom is responsible for your Harry Potter introduction. You also asked to go to your first Comic Convention (a very small one here in Columbia) and you had a blast.
And speaking of firsts, this is your first year at Jeffers Hill and it got your glowing approval so far.
So let’s take a look at some of the shots from this summer:
“See? He adores me!”
“I AM THE KITTEH TAMER!”
“Follow my lead… it’s called Cat Bowling.”
“…and then you can help with my homework, and…”
((“Did he just say HOMEWORK?”))
“Club level, hot dog, sleeveless tee… yeah, I’m getting the hang of this.”
“Is it wrong for a guy to love pretzels this much?”
“To be fair, it’s hot and I DID run the first TWO bases.”
“Homerun. Me. Eat your heart out Chris Davis.”
“Why does Mom keep calling me Schroeder?”
“Today, Mike’s Music… tomorrow, Carnegie Hall!”
“Shhh. I know… you’re making me nervous Mr. Joseph.”
“Who likes vegetables? THIS GUY!”
“Who likes Lego Sunglasses? THIS GUY!”
“Who likes waterm… NOM NOM NOM… you get the idea…”
“Beep boo boop bee boop beeee bee bee boop.”
“Nice cosplay… I thought it was comic books, not Lewis Carol…”
The three stages of Wolverine
“Loony Lab games? Yes, please…”
“Dad, why is this alien yelling and why do I like it so much?”
“I like to make Dad nervous by telling him Kylo is my favorite!” (true story)
A fan with the shirt to prove it. (Thanks, Jen Queen!)
“Worlds? BIGGEST? PAC MAN????” followed by gasping
“8-bit is EASY!”
And for a brief and shining moment, Cam held the lead score.
Didn’t even need a line prompt. Read the same one twice, but still…
The Drama Camp cast at Drama Learning Center
“What’dya think, Mom? Should I be an actor?”
“Ready for the Fest. Huzzah!”
“The hat was hot and I like pretzels… GET OVER IT!”
Two tired and sweaty Captains.
“I don’t think I like the look of these numbers, Dave…”
“Birthday Party Pikachu mask. NAILED IT!”
Now addresses Daddy as Hagrid and Mommy as Hermionne.
“PIRATE TREASURE FROM PIRATE CAMP!” (Raising him right)
The First Day of First Grade!
“You’re nervous… I’m… not… nervous”
First-grade first day?
“Half Pipe? HAH! FULL PIPE!”
“I love Robinson Nature Center so much!”
“Yeah, uh… maybe not so much now.”
So one other sad event happened at the end of summer; Daddy got laid off from his job. You were a little upset, mostly because you liked all of Dad’s work friends. When you realized we couldn’t spend any extra money or travel for the rest of the summer, you proudly brought us your piggy bank and said, “Hey! It’s okay. I have LOTS of money in here!”
Spring was a blur, celebrating old traditions and creating some new ones.
Fancy, eh Mom?
It began with our annual Easter pictures; you and the good old Easter Bunny chatting it up at the Columbia Mall. This year, as we waited our turn to see Mr. B, you found the perfect hat to wear. It was quite dapper, so how could we resist?
Just me and my pal, E. Bunny.
The ACTUAL Easter weekend was spent in one of our old favorites… DISNEYWORLD. Highlighting the trip was our visit to the Crystal Palace where you got to chum it up with Winnie the Pooh and friends.
While it wasn’t your first time there, it was the first time you could ride nearly every ride. And ride you did…
Just being my naturally charming self, Dad.
“Oh Pooh… hah! Get it? Nevermind…”
Oh, Piglet… I thought you were smaller!
I’m going to just stay here a while, guys…
I’m not screaming… I’M NOT SCREEEEAMMMMINNNG
We also had some star sightings at Hollywood Studios including a new, hairy friend from Dad’s past.
This is my excited face, dad!
How “Han Solo” am I right now? Drink it in…
Animal Kingdom was great this year and had many new shows. We enjoyed the Rivers of Light and you had a blast on the Safari ride (even after it broke down on the plains causing us about a half hour delay). The highlight though, was when you found out you got to touch giraffe poop at the Rafiki Station (and you did).
Russell would be proud, right Dad?
I could get used to this Asia thing…
Africa is BANANAS! Get it, mom? Mom?
Just chillin’ on safari.
Did that guy just say I get to touch giraffe poop?
I’ll be fine. I have two great guides.
Later, after we WASHED OUR HANDS, we ate at Tusker House again, which was fantastic as usual. Though you probably had your biggest fear moment on the Dinosaur ride.
Goofy gets me…
Yeah, I roll with the ducks.
BIG fan, Mick… big… fan…
In Epcot you made a couple of new friends too. As well as experienced the ride of a lifetime on Test Track. But for some reason the “excitement” of the Frozen ride didn’t really cut it for you.
OK, OK… get the pic so we can move on.
Hey, everybody! Here’s my nerdy parents!
DAD! I think this is the REAL Alice.
Don’t get me wrong. I love Pluto just a much as the rest of them.
Uhm… just trying to picture it in my mind…
And as far as fun goes, you had a blast everywhere we went… Evidenced in your many faces.
My “ghost face”
My “OMG it’s SMALL WORLD!” face
My “Groping a Stormtrooper” face
A few weeks after we came home, there were a couple of important protests in Washington, DC. First there was the March for Science on a rainy Saturday afternoon. After, you were rewarded with a trip to one of our favorite restaurants, Busboys and Poets. Then the following weekend, we participated in the Climate March. You’re activism and enthusiasm made us very proud.
Can the White House see us from here?
GIMME YOUR SIGN, DAD! I’ve got this…
I’ll be continuing my BEE THEME this weekend as well…
Who’s Bees? Our Bees!
Sorry, Mom, but I can’t RESIST these coconut tofu bites!
Another important rite of passage was the “Take Your Kid to Work Day”. You visited Dad at Merkle and showed him a thing or two.
Here, let ME show you how the new logo should be.
Yes, Dad… I DO understand the value of work.
And then, our first baseball game of this year. Five more to go!
This is my “crew”…
Leah and I are just FRIENDS, Dad. Don’t make it weird.
WE WON. GO O’s… Uh, sorry Mom.
And finally, the most important rite of passage… the SCOOTER. We had a hard time convincing you that you just needed a scooter, but with the purchase of a cool helmet you were ready to roll.
Hey, a cool dude deserves a cool ride.
I know I said Scooter… I meant Ferrari.
With no fear, you braved the sidewalk and made your parents proud.
Ready to tear it up…
Wheeee… does this go faster?
As Crush might say, “KEEP ROLLING ON, LITTLE DUDE!”
It’s way past time to catch up. But it’s been another busy Fall and Winter season. So many changes… from your birthday at Great Wolf Lodge all the way up to Christmas and the snowless winter.
Let’s start with the BIG news…
Notice anything missing? 🙂
And now, here’s a summary of the other things we did at the end of the year:
REN FEST
This year we went with our friends JoAnne, Thomas, Leah and Austin Schommer. As usual, we hammed it up on Pirate Weekend, but it was even more fun to have a full crew with us this year.
Just me and me Cap’n causin’ trouble.
I’M ON A PONY, YO!
Uh, what officer? I was just HOLDING this for my mom.
Yarrrr. A devlish pair we two be.
FALL FUN
Mr. Joseph was dressed funny for your second piano recital, but you took it all in stride. You also jumped around in the leaves at home and we went apple picking at Larriland Farms again.
Off we go to load up on apples…
Let’s see… this one. (nom nom nom) or…
Making my best SKELLY FACE
Hey Mom! You’re a natural farmer.
NOT scared. Okay, maybe JUST a little.
HALLOWEEN
We went all out this year and had a house with ghosts and ghouls. Halloween night was fun too, because the Schommers came out with us again. You had such a haul that we STILL have candy through January. You went to Dean and Mandy’s party with mom and dad (it was an 80’s party); Mommy was “Punk Rock”, Daddy was “Goth” and you were “80’s Rock”. But for Halloween you told us you wanted to be a black cat, so you were.
As you can see, Dad goes a little overboard on the sideboard.
ROCK AND ROLL!
Do you know how much I had to pay for front row seats?
But I got it for YOU Mom.
Who’s a handsome kitty?
BIRTHDAY & Williamsburg
Your sixth was a pretty low key affair, since we travelled to Great Wolf Lodge with our friends. A crazy fun time filled with Magicquest, your first crack at a waterslide by yourself and some laser tag in the room (thanks to Colin and Beth). We also did our “traditional visit” to the Yankee Candle Company, where you loved to sniff every candle in the store. AND you saw Santa. AND we’ll never eat at a Taco Bell again…
Me and Dad time.
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
I’m all ears… get it?
COLIN AND BETH!
Just a little warm up…
The gang’s all here!
Would you like your picture with me Wiley? I AM famous…
BIRTHDAY SURPRISES
Opening the lewt!
Even MORE presents?
Does that chest have more presents for me?
A fine aroma…
MOM. CHECK OUT THIS AROMA!
Wait. What does “monkey in the middle” mean??
Dude. You spelled it wrong.
Handsome in a Tam too…
Lay it on me, Santa.
CHRISTMAS
Santa was practically following us this year. But that’s okay. He fulfilled your wish of a Wheel of Fortune boardgame and so much more. We feasted on Chinese food on Christmas Night and saw the 34th Street lights again this year, but added the Charmery to our Baltimore Christmas tradition.
I see you EVERYWHERE!
Santa must be cold. He’s not moving.
Can I live here? (Then eat my way out?)
Silly Elf on the Shelf!
PRESENTS
Cookies for St. Nick.
A note from… Santa? TO ME?
Wheel… of… I MAY FAINT.
YES. YES. YES!
CROC!
BOOM. WHEEL OF FORTUNE FTW.
If you need me, I’ll just be down here solving puzzles.
Did you think I was Santa, Mom??
NEW FAMILY
You also got a BRAND NEW cousin; Todd and Emily’s daughter, Kate Elizabeth!
Wait. I’m related to that baby??
HAPPY NEW YEAR
You stayed up (well, WOKE up) to celebrate New Year’s Eve this year and boy was it fun.
With so much Summer behind us, it’s a little difficult to get it all into one post. So instead of writing a convoluted story, we’ll let the pictures be worth more than words:
GARDENING
OH NO. I think I broke this dandelion…
Equipped with his cage, the bug hunter surveys his territory.
I’M A BUTTERFLY. BAM! Get me some milkweed…
Heh heh… mom grew a butt.
HANGING WITH DAD
LISTS and AFFIRMATIONS! I like to write…
Hey, dad made me an EMOCHI!
Yeah, I took your glasses, OLD MAN!
We’re asleep, mom! Bedtime Buddies!
Jeeves, can you fetch my tea?
SUMMER HIJINKS
“Dear Homeslyce, I like your pizza”… Why is this computer not working?
OK, mom… pay attention here.
Here’s a little something I call, “Outta Tune”.
Is this the REAL Judy Hopps? I thought she’d be shorter.
Hey, Dad! Can we bring them home??
It’s all about the food. And Shophouse is still one of my favorites.
Wait. Dad’s cousin is MY cousin too? Whoa…
John and Sandy Hillencamp ate with us at Eggspecation. WIN!
JULY FOURTH AND THE SMITHSONIAN
Hey. Mom! I can see the resemblance.
FUTURE Genius? I think this shirt is out of date.
FRONT ROW TICKETS… well, in a sense.
Want. To touch… so badly.
A little rain can’t kill patriotism!
At Busboys and Poets, my charming face…
and my winsome face. Tofu Coconut bites do that to me.
BASEBALL
My Cal Ripken moment
Orioles? O-Yeah.
Hot day, cool refreshments… PLAY BALL
Bored? Nah… now watch me give you a heart attack.
RAIN OUT!
MOMMY’S BIRTHDAY
Great Sage for a GREAT MOM!
NEW YORK WEEK!
Savvy subway passengers, we…
THE Coney Island?
The famous WONDER WHEEL.
WE LOVE HEIGHTS! (Dad, not so much)
BEST GRANITA EVER…
Ugh… worst. granita. ever.
Coney Island? MY APPROVAL. Despite my granita tummy ache.
Dad and Josh… I am in there somewhere.
Two family favorites. Aunt Am and Dad.
TIMES SQUARE yet again
Our yearly… “in front of the TImes Square Recruiting Station” photo
Libraries are …yawn… so exciting.
“Dear Winnie the Pooh…”
M&M’s means MINE AND MIIIIIINE
Sushi suits me.
SpiderCam! SpiderCam!
And for my next trick…
Prospect Park Zoo sure has friendly sea lions.
Flatbush Ave. has vegan ice cream!
Me and mom chilling at Scoops.
Tom Tenney, Rob Paravonian and that guy I’m related to.
FRENCH toast? I see no beret
Birthday breakfast with Aunt Am, Mitch Waxman and Cat Penfold.
AND HOW WE KNOW SUMMER IS OVER?
BACK TO SCHOOL! Kindergarten 2016
Summer was a blast and we’ll get a couple of last minute good times in with Ren Fest and Great Wolf Lodge before the end of Fall. Stay tuned!
A winter blizzard, some petty thievery, a tiny village, kisses for Mimi, extended hotel stays, feeding a giraffe, jellyfish handling, baseball swag and chocolatey sweets delivered by a furry little critter. This is our year so far…
“Yes, Spring… Mmmm… pretzels. What are we talking about now?”
In January we were pounded by snow. Over the course of just two days our car was buried and our yard disappeared under a freezing blanket of white. It gave the neighbors (and you) an awesome chance to practice sledding skills. Unfortunately, the weather was SO bad that you and mom couldn’t stay out long at all. Even worse, once it calmed down a bit, we left your bright orange sled on the porch and some terrible kid stole it in full view of our security cameras. He wasn’t caught and that pretty much ended the sledding.
“Brightest. Sled. Ever.”
“Just… hand me the shovel mom! I CAN DO THIS!”
“Whew. Sledding…”
Around the same time, Daddy received his (our?) long awaited order of Dwarven Forge “City Builder”. With the tiny pieces, we could build different versions of medieval villages and spent some time doing just that. We had a hard time deciding if it was a little funny or a little sad that you built a “Jail… for that guy that stole our sled” as your first building. In any case, we continue to enjoy it when it’s not being used for Daddy’s D&D games.
Tiny villages = BIG FUN
“Think this will hold him, Dad?”
With the weather being poor, we stuck close to the house and didn’t do as much as we usually do. Your swim classes were ended by Mommy because you’d just sort of stopped paying attention. And school seemed to be less challenging this year academically, so you were prone to pay less attention there too. Mommy got you a desk, so you could study in the living room. And it was never that clean again…
“PERFECT. Now to make it a bit more… lived in”
One very exciting thing that happened in February: you got to see your FIRST concert. It was a children’s concert, so there was a pre-concert visit with the instruments. It was just short enough and active enough to keep your attention.
Yes. A real concert…
“So, explain this drippy part to me…”
“Why aren’t you plucking it? Here, just…”
“Look, Dad! This concert ROCS… get it? Rocs…”
Since you were so interested in the music, Mommy decided that piano lessons might be something you enjoy. And wow, did you ever take to it! She bought you a keyboard and seat so you could practice at home. And practice you do! You can even play a couple of tunes (“The Tick Tock Song” and “Mary Had a Little Lamb”) with few errors. It’s pretty exciting.
“Franz Liszt… look out.”
We also started playing around with an app called “MSQRD” which lets you change your face. You’ve enjoyed that (and entertained Daddy) way more than we thought possible.
Even MORE exciting was our Spring Break trip to see Mimi in the Knoxville area. We had planned to stay with her, but only after two nights, she got strep throat and our little party moved to a nearby hotel. Not a problem for you; you LOVE hotels.
“See, Dad? This is the LIFE!”
We didn’t let the illness spoil our visit. We went to a movie (“Zootopia”), visited the Knoxville Zoo. The zoo trip was PRETTY special since you got to ride a camel AND feed a giraffe!
“I feeded a giraffe and I’M NOT EVEN A ZOOKEEPER!” (actual quote)
Later, we spent a whole day making sure Mimi was okay (which meant, you pretty much played every game on her iPad, downloaded new things to her iPad and figured out a way to bump her iPad off the home network). She also loaded you up with toys and treats!
“Even ill, she’s still my MiMi”
“A clever disguise, MiMi. I will wear it well.”
We saw some other relatives that you NEVER get to see. First it was dinner with Uncle Tim and Aunt Betsy (complete with an evening stroll through Market Square with ice cream). And just before we left, we got a quick visit from Uncle Todd (but Aunt Emily also fell prey to germs and couldn’t join us).
Uncle Tim and Aunt Betsy!
And Uncle Todd!
On the way home, we stopped for a couple of nights in the Hotel Roanoke. Roanoke, Virginia was a little smaller than we expected, but the highlight of the trip was the Pinball Museum. It was your first exposure to it and you REALLY thought it was fun. Another fun thing was a rest stop that allowed visitors to play a guitar while there. Mommy picked it up and strummed a view bars.
“Can we build this from Dwarven Forge?”
“Raspberry ice in a hotel elevator at night? HASHTAG VACATION!”
“I’ll do a little back up here, Mom”
When we got home, just in time, the Easter Bunny left you treats in our basement! You’d visited his helper just before we left at a LifeTime gym event. (His helper also loaded you up with tiny eggs that had fun toy treats inside).
“Candy from a 5 foot rabbit in a gym parking lot? Yeah, not weird at all.”
Since we’d had a long and crazy trip, the week following Easter we took it easy with yet another trip to the aquarium. It’s always a pretty calming and yet interesting experience. Rather than take notes or draw this time (which you’ve done previously) we just sort of wandered as Daddy took pictures.
“RAWR!”
“Mom, can we swim in there?”
On the hunt…
“What? I was just going to put him on toast. You SAID Jellyfish…”
“Frog room… bored…”
A wonderfully contemplative moment
Last, but not least, your “Dugout Club” membership came through. As a member of the Dugout Club, you get some fun Orioles swag and very affordable tickets for several Baltimore Oriole games. We know that Mommy and Daddy are White Sox fans first of all, but maybe we’ll root for the Orioles when the White Sox aren’t around.
“Gew OHHHS!”
Other fun things: You are going out of your way to write original jokes, you still absolutely love game shows and all things game show, and you’ve got a “girlfriend” in school named Safiya who you spend a lot of time talking about. Your other “pals” are the neighborhood dogs. Dean and Mandy’s corgis always get your affection and you just love our next door neighbor’s (Brenda) dog Tessie.
“DOG TICKLES!”
Oh yes. And you think it’s hilarious to call your Daddy a “dingus”… thanks, Mommy.
Fall of this year was pretty crazy. Renaissance Fest, Halloween without Mommy, you finally participated (a little) in your school pageant, and you got a visit from Grandma and Grandpa on your birthday weekend.
Then came the holidays. Thanksgiving at home, Hanukkah with Brandon and Maureen, another pageant (where you did participate) and Christmas with the sniffles.
It all began with a little trip to the Ren Fair with our favorite pair, Colin and Beth.
Hangin’ wid my posse.
A ROSE madam, if ye can reach it.
Closely followed by additional piracy and the looting of candies. Unfortunately, mommy had to travel for an emergency, so it was just the boys on Halloween.
Skeery punkins
(Not sure what you meant here… didn’t want to find out.)
Why YES, I am a handsome rapscallion.
YARRRR I SAY.
AVAST! THERE BE CANDY.
Creepy how?
Then a visit from Grandma and Grandpa. Some dancing was done and then a birthday was celebrated.
Grandma and Grandpa
No, I’m not… yaaaawwwn… bored with you folks at all.
HEY! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!
Number Five!
It should come as no surprise that CAKE is why we do this…
Ah, the lewt!
Yes, I know it’s DARTH. But Dark sounds cooler.
Shortly thereafter, we settled in for some days off and vegan food. You had your school pageant (where you faced the opposite direction of everyone else), but you DID know all the words to the song. In fact, you wrote them for dad when you visited his office.
Vegan? Oh, yes.
So good my THUMBS even approve it.
Look, let me write it down for you, dad.
From there it was holiday shopping and decorating.
I’ve fashioned my very own Pope Mobile.
Let me show you how it’s done, mother.
What can I say? I am a growing machine!
Then off to get Santa pics and even more SHOPPING.
What do you mean, “good side”? They’re ALL my good side.
A beautiful mommy. And hey… mine.
What do you mean we’re not supposed to PICK em?
Your big brother and his wife came to teach you about Hanukkah. You loved the lighting of the Menorah.
((I can’t find any pics on my phone. I’ll have to upload those later))
Then suddenly it’s CHRISTMAS. Presents, a trip to see the lights on 34th Street in Baltimore and a special treat – ICE CREAM at a place called the Charmery (GREAT homemade ice cream) because it was so very hot this Christmas.
Uh… paparazzi, can you give me a second to wake up?
YESS! What is it?
Diner kit? TIme to start Campbell’s Pizza officially!
Jeopardy Calendar? Oh, Santa. You SO get me!
MALEFICENT ON THE COVER? None else matters.
‘Scuse our mess. We just opened the diner.
I am putting the WHY in DIY.
Some more lights on 34th Street.
34th Street in Baltimore
Ice Cream in winter? THANK YOU, CLIMATE CHANGE!
Other significant occurrences in this period:
You saw FOUR more movies at the theater: The Peanuts Movie, Good Dinosaur, The Chipmunks Road Chip, and Star Wars: Force Awakens (which you BEGGED to see and absolutely loved). You also let daddy know that going to the movies is your new favorite thing to do.
You learned what curse words are and you know better than to say them. You also know a range of “bad words” which aren’t as bad, but you still correct us if we say: “Shut up”, “Idiot”, “Stupid”, or “Crap”. On the OTHER end of that, you let one of our friends know that you know but could never say, “Duck spelled with the letter F” and when your shocked parents asked how you knew that word, your reply was, “Probably on YouTube.”
Your Wheel of Fortune obsession has waned. You still love game shows though and often talk about going to California to see Sony Pictures Studios.
There was a weird moment where you PANICKED when you heard “kids music”, but now you just tell us you don’t want to hear it. Your musical tastes are pretty eclectic, but OTHER than kids’ music, you’ll listen to nearly anything else.
You want a puppy. You love the neighbor’s dog and tell us all the time how you are getting one…
Your hair cutter is named Tessie and so is the dog next door. To distinguish which, you’ve said, “Tessie snip snip or Tessie woof woof?”
For some reason, NOW you’re a picky eater. You don’t like finishing breakfast this month and you’d FAR prefer a desert (in the form of a cookie) vs. eating anything healthy. When you’re old enough to read this, I hope you know what Mom and Dad fought you on this one.
We have a lot of friends in our lives, but you are absolutely locked into Colin and Beth. They love you too. 🙂
Delighted to attend… now, out of my way, Jeeves. I’ve important business to attend to
Today was your first day of all day preschool. And you did great! You met a boy named Finnegan, you got to see your old pal Senuth and you got smiley faces on all your work. KEEP IT UP, our little man!