The Most Magical of Vacations

LET'S DO THIS
LET’S DO THIS

On the second week of May, we took a vacation which is best summed up by your paraphrase of a statement mommy made: “Five parks in five days? That’s just nuts.”

But go nutty we did with another Disney vacation. Last year we weren’t sure if you got it all, but a year’s worth of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse pretty much whetted your appetite for whatever the Magic Kingdom had to throw your way.

We began on a Friday, flying to Orlando via Atlanta. As usual, you were pretty great on the plane, but layovers always make you a bit cranky. We brought your drawing pad and soon you were reminding us that “Disney Jr. It’s where the magic begins…”. Even though we got to the resort late (this year we did Coronado Springs), you were excited and remembered “Gus the safe bus driver” videos more than you did the cartoons.

You know you want to sing it...
You know you want to sing it…
Not NOW Dad... Gus is talking.
Not NOW Dad… Gus is talking.
Nice hotel... can we live here, Dad?
Nice hotel… can we live here, Dad?
Not so hidden Mickeys.
Not so hidden Mickeys.

Our first day was an early one, but not a long one. We went to Disney Hollywood Studios. And we were worried, because the previous evening you’d had a meltdown when you were told you couldn’t ride the Tower of Terror with Mommy. (You had a hard time understanding that some rides are just too intense for little guys). However, upon entering the park we saw Donald and Daisy and things were much better.

Ready for my close up.
Ready for my close up.
So, is this the part where I ask for your autograph?
So, is this the part where I ask for your autograph?

We took it fairly slow, you and Daddy relaxing and having a snack while mommy went to ride the Tower (and the Aerosmith Rocking Rollercoaster). In fact, you and Daddy snuck off to ride Midway Mania in the Pixar area, so you still had fun. Soon we were reunited and relaxed on the Great Movie Ride (though we realize you had NO reference to what you were seeing).

Yeah, classic closed eyes pic.
Yeah, classic closed eyes pic.
So, what kind of movies ARE these?
So, what kind of movies ARE these?
YO! CHIP! DALE! It's ME... Campbell!
YO! CHIP! DALE! It’s ME… Campbell!

After that, it was the best thing of the day; the Disney Junior variety show, where you got to see Mickey and the gang, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Sophia the First and Doc McStuffins. The show was great and it was cool inside, which was a welcome relief from the 90+ degree heat.

Whoa. It IS where the magic begins.
Whoa. It IS where the magic begins.
Focussed!
Focused!
Yo ho! Let's Go!
Yo ho! Let’s Go!
I thought you were shorter!
I thought you were shorter!
Hey, look Cam! I'm in NYC. (Not really)
Hey, look Cam! I’m in San Francisco. (Not really)
I know it's the Star Wars ride, but I NEED A BREAK.
I know it’s the Star Wars ride, but I NEED A BREAK.
And now, the Campbell Stunt Show!
And now, the Campbell Stunt Show!

You got a picture with Jake, had some fun lunch and were bored to bad behavior at the car stunt show. But your attention was refocused after you saw the “real” Lightning McQueen. It was a hot day so we left before it got too bad we went back to swim at the “Dig Site” pool, which was huge but very crowded.

The... REAL Lightning McQueen? Kachow!
The… REAL Lightning McQueen? Kachow!

The next day was a big one. You were inducted into the Pirate League! Daddy dressed as a pirate and you both started the day on the Magic Carpets (like last year) but THIS year, Pirates of the Caribbean was running. SO we snuck in quick to ride before you were a pirate and then just after you had your pirate gear on. It was very hot, so we tried to get into as many cool rides as we could. Since we were coming back a second day (the last of the vacation), we decided to focus on Fantasyland and Adventureland.

A pirate's life for me!
A pirate’s life for me!
Fancy meetin' you here.
Fancy meetin’ you here.
Keep going...
Keep going…
You had me at Goatee.
You had me at Goatee.
Yarrrrrrrr!
Yarrrrrrrr!
Time to do some REAL terrorizin' mates!
Time to do some REAL terrorizin’ mates!

We even took Mommy to Beast’s Castle to eat at the Be Our Guest restaurant for lunch (it was Mother’s Day after all).  She got a tiny cupcake and it was a welcome break from the heat.

I'm not a prince, I'M A PIRATE. I am supposed to be cranky.
I’m not a prince, I’M A PIRATE. I am supposed to be cranky.
Ooooh. Be Our Guest indeed.
Ooooh. Be Our Guest indeed.
So are you going to eat this WHOLE cupcake, Mom?
So are you going to eat this WHOLE cupcake, Mom?

As the day wore on, your pirate “beard” ended up smeared across your cheeks, eyebrows and even your forehead. But nothing would stop us! Goofy’s Barnstormer, Thunder Mountain Railroad and the new Seven Dwarves Mine Train were all available to ride since you were 40 inches tall! You seemed hesitant at each rollercoaster, mildly terrified while on them, but thrilled at the end of each one, describing the excitement you felt at each ride. And we also got to do some standards too, like Haunted Mansion, Dumbo and It’s A Small World.

About this
About this “beard thing”. Is it mandatory for pirates?
Not so Dumbo, catching a cool ride in THIS heat.
Not so Dumbo, catching a cool ride in THIS heat.
Cake... pop...
Cake… pop…
Not impressed as you are Dad.
Not impressed as you are Dad.
Why YES, I do answer to Rapscallion.
Why YES, I do answer to Rapscallion.
So much to see... can't take it all in.
So much to see… can’t take it all in.
Small World? Looks pretty big to me.
Small World? Looks pretty big to me.
AND THEN... THERE WAS THE WHOOSH... and the UP and the DOWN and the...
AND THEN… THERE WAS THE WHOOSH… and the UP and the DOWN and the…
Ooooh. This situation looks GRAVE mommy. Get it?
Ooooh. This situation looks GRAVE mommy. Get it?

We also watched the Philharmagic show to your delight. You’ve really got a thing for 3d cinema. Our day ended in Frontierland, eating at the Columbia Restaurant (in the pirate corner, no less).

So did real pirates eat here?
So did real pirates eat here?
I got you a present, Cap'n Barton!
I got you a present, Cap’n Barton!
Happy Face, mostly clean.
Happy Face, mostly clean.

Our third day started well enough. You got your always necessary Mickey waffles.

Mickey Waffles! YES!
Mickey Waffles! YES!

And this was Animal Kingdom Day. When we got there, because you couldn’t scan your magicband multiple times you had a bit of a fit. It was hard to get your attention until we went to Kilimanjaro. You weren’t allowed to ride the Expedition Everest, but the yeti images and colorful flags seemed to distract you well enough. And we finally got you interested in the Wilderness Explorer badges that were all over the park.

Tree of Life. Awesome.
Tree of Life. Awesome.
Wilderness Explorer!
Wilderness Explorer!

Animal Kingdom was full of really great things to see and do. We played around in a dinosaur carnival, saw a really crazy dinosaur gas station and we rode a scary dinosaur ride that took us back in time.

Scary dino ride? DID IT.
Scary dino ride? DID IT.
See? We're all pals now.
See? We’re all pals now.
Digging these dinosaurs, Dad. GET IT? Oh nevermind...
Digging these dinosaurs, Dad. GET IT? Oh nevermind…
The brave adventurer ascends.
The brave adventurer ascends.

Later, we went to a conservation center where you finally saw Chip and Dale up close. We also went on safari to see REAL animals, watched a 3D show about bugs (which scared you just a little bit), and got to see butterflies EVERYWHERE. You even got to KISS Minnie Mouse which was quite the highlight.

BUTTERFLIES HERE TOO?
BUTTERFLIES HERE TOO?
Acorns for everybody!
Acorns for everybody!
Let me tell YOU something about butterflies...
Let me tell YOU something about butterflies…
Oooh. A REAL lion?
Oooh. A REAL lion?
HEY! My pals!
HEY! My pals!
So, em...
So, em…
***SMOOOCH***
***SMOOOCH***

Our dinner later that night at Tusker House was awesome. We got to eat some amazing African inspired food and you saw all your favorite pals. Mickey, Goofy, Donald and Daisy were all there dressed in safari gear.

Tusker House, just like Africa.
Tusker House, just like Africa.
Just coolin off before dinner? What's the big deal?
Just coolin off before dinner? What’s the big deal?
DUCK! You found me again.
DUCK! You found me again.
Hey, Goofy! I sleep with you at night.
Hey, Goofy! I sleep with you at night.
Daisy. My favorite female duck.
Daisy. My favorite female duck.
Daisy. Mommy's favorite Disney character.
Daisy. Mommy’s favorite Disney character.
The star of the park!
The star of the park!
So are we INSIDE or OUTSIDE? (It was inside)
So are we INSIDE or OUTSIDE? (It was inside)
MY DESSERT! ALL MINE!
MY DESSERT! ALL MINE!
What's with the safari hat, old man?
What’s with the safari hat, old man?

Because the park closed early, we took a round about bus ride to end up in Downtown Disney. You got to play with Legos, see the volcano at the Rainforest Cafe and we took a little snack break at Raglan Road. Another successful day and you even got to sleep with your Captain Mickey and Duffy Bear (which you picked out).

T-SHIRT! Engage!
T-SHIRT! Engage!
Hey, just like home.
Hey, just like home.
Tomorrow's another day.
Tomorrow’s another day.

By the fourth day we were park veterans. We’d also been to Epcot before, so we decided to make it a day with a sleep break back at the resort. Our morning was filled with the usual rides; Project Tomorrow, Living with the Land and of course, a visit with Crush (we did that twice and he was very funny both times). We also road Soarin’ this year, which was probably more scary for Daddy than for you.

Sunscreen. I know the drill...
Sunscreen. I know the drill…
(Psssst. Have I mentioned, we should move here?)
(Psssst. Have I mentioned, we should move here?)
Garden time!
Garden time!
Bruce! Aaaaaaaaaaaah.
Bruce! Aaaaaaaaaaaah.
What game is this? It just looks like fish in a tank.
What game is this? It just looks like fish in a tank.
Epcot in full bloom.
Epcot in full bloom.
Duuuuuuuude!
Duuuuuuuude!

We also got to visit Figment in his Imagination Labs, but that was NOTHING compared to your double visit to the Butterfly House. Since the Garden Show was at Epcot, they had the butterfly house as a special attraction and you couldn’t get enough of it.

After a nap at the hotel, we returned later in the day to ride the Nemo ride and then go to the Coral Reef for dinner (not a good experience this year, unfortunately). Because it was late we had to hurry to see England, France and finally Mexico before the fireworks show. In England you got to see Pooh and Tigger again. In France you got to eat some really delicious ice cream. And then we rushed off to catch the Mexico ride so we could see our friends, The Three Caballeros.

Oh yes. I remember you lads.
Oh yes. I remember you lads.
Ice cream and Wine. Living the dream.
Ice cream and Wine. Living the dream.
Three Caballeros!
Three Caballeros!

We finished the night with fireworks and off to plan our last park visit.

Buh-Boom
Buh-Boom

Our final day started with just you and Daddy going to the Magic Kingdom. You rode the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, saw the dance parade, listened to the birds in the Tiki Room and rode It’s A Small World (second time) before mommy even got there.

OK, let's get this show on the road, Dad.
OK, let’s get this show on the road, Dad.
What did that janitor just draw with his water?
What did that janitor just draw with his water?
Dance Party!
Dance Party!
Small World. Best. Ride. Ever.
Small World. Best. Ride. Ever.

We had an amazing and fun lunch at the Plaza Restaurant. You got a light up Pirate’s skull and an upside down ice cream for dessert. We spent most of the day in Tomorrowland with Buzz Lightyear, relaxing TWICE on the People Mover and laughing with Mike Wazowski.

I'm doing a little lifehacking here.
I’m doing a little lifehacking here.
Now THAT is a dessert.
Now THAT is a dessert.
Come on Mom. PEOPLE MOVER! YOUR FAVORITE. (No, seriously, it was)
Come on Mom. PEOPLE MOVER! YOUR FAVORITE. (No, seriously, it was)
What's that Buzz? You need my help?
What’s that Buzz? You need my help?
Comedy!
Comedy!

New things for you this year were the Country Bear Jamboree, driving a car on the Tomorrowland Speedway, and a crazy spin on the Mad Tea Party (which we did late).

Vroom Vroom
Vroom Vroom
Pick up the pace, OLD MAN!
Pick up the pace, OLD MAN!
Nice music... you know, for bears and stuff.
Nice music… you know, for bears and stuff.
I JUST SAW YOUR SHOW!
I JUST SAW YOUR SHOW!

Daddy also had to make just ONE last ride on Pirates of the Caribbean for old time’s sake. Which took us back by the Pirate’s League.

Yarrrrrrrrr. I be a member now.
Yarrrrrrrrr. I be a member now.

You playing in the Storybook Circus area, drenched to the bone by a cavalcade of waterspouting circus animals. And then after you relaxed with Mommy in Pete’s big tent. We ended our time there with a last ride on Goofy’s Barnstormer.

Up in the air...
Up in the air…
But I can't POSSIBLY be too old for this toddler area, can I?
But I can’t POSSIBLY be too old for this toddler area, can I?
Hahah. Hahaha. Brrrrrrrrr.
Hahah. Hahaha. Brrrrrrrrr.
Just a breather, Mommy.
Just a breather, Mommy.

Since we’d had such good fortune with the Columbia Restaurant before, we ate there a second time. Finally, we rushed off to ride Ariel’s ride before we missed the Parade of Lights.

Columbia House.
Columbia House.
Hey, peeps!
Hey, peeps!

You were hanging on by a thread, but just couldn’t keep up. Five minutes before the big fireworks finale, you dropped off to sleep. Fortunately, you have Daddy and the internet to keep all the memories for you.

Just... a little nap... mom... zzzzzzzzzz
Just… a little nap… mom… zzzzzzzzzz

We had a great trip home and you even got a repeat dinner from last year. Veggie burger from Burger King.

I'll just be handing our itinerary from here, Mom.
I’ll just be handling our itinerary from here, Mom.
Onion.
Onion. “O”
Documenting the trip
Our trip, documented.

It was truly, magical.

That’s the Truth, Duluth!

This PORTRAIT is superior.
This PORTRAIT is superior.

We decided to take a little trip on our long weekend for the Fourth of July.

Mommy booked a hotel in Duluth, Minnesota since we’d never been there before. It was the Holiday Inn and we had a pretty good view, even though it looked down over the parking lot.

Is that the Liftbridge?
Is that the Liftbridge?

Our trip was fun. Daddy goofed around with you while Mommy drove. You played your Nabi tablet much of the way and really couldn’t stand having your shoes on.

Daddy is a goof.
Daddy is a goof. (This picture is in reverse, by the way)
Who needs shoes to ride?
Who needs shoes to ride?

Our first night was pretty mellow. We just got to the room, had dinner and crashed. The king sized bed really agreed with you.

Zzzzzzzzzz...
Zzzzzzzzzz…

The next day (July 4th), we went to Canal Park.  We started by heading into a toy store that kept you interested for a while.  You also found some great fountains along the way and you practically begged mommy to let you get soaking wet in them.

Just Moosing around...
Just Moosing around…
Careful, mommy!
Careful, mommy!
Water was the theme of the day!
Water was the theme of the day!
MINE!
MINE!
I'll just get a LITTLE wet, mom. Promise...
I’ll just get a LITTLE wet, mom. Promise…

We walked around Lake Superior and you were pleased to get to run up and down the boardwalk. We also saw some big boats, a lighthouse, the Liftbridge in action and a sunken pier!

Lighthouse ahoy!
Lighthouse ahoy!
The Cribs in Lake Superior
The Cribs in Lake Superior

You were dying for pizza (as usual), so we stopped and had some for lunch.

Lemonade and Pizza? Perfect.
Lemonade and Pizza? Perfect.

Before your nap, we went swimming. As soon as you got your swim diaper on, you were ready to go, but we had to make sure you were appropriately dressed. You joked around and had a great time in the kiddy pool with Daddy. You even swam with him (a little bit) in the big pool.

Ready for the pool!
Ready for the pool!
WAAAATERRRRR
WAAAATERRRRR

Later that day, we went to Two Harbors to see what was there. It had a small train museum, but you got bored with it quickly and had a minor meltdown. We had to get you some food quickly, so we went back to a place called Tom’s Logging Camp. It was a much better distraction, since you got to see lots of things and the cafe (called “Tom’s Too”) was nice, cool and quiet.

I'd like a ticket to Ontario, please!
Where the dickens is that train?
Mommy is silly!
Mommy is silly!
Lantern? More like Antlern.
Lantern? More like Antlern.

Before we left, you mentioned that Vanna White was on vacation in Duluth. So when we got to the room that night, you decided you wanted to talk to here. Here’s the result:

A phone call from Miss Vanna.

Oh, Vanna, you are awesome!

The next day, we took you to the Lake Superior Zoo. It was fairly small, but you had a great time. You got to pet rabbits and goats. You saw a huge frog and turtle (not real ones) and you had the time of your life riding on a little “zoo train”. Even though it lasted less than ten minutes, you talked about it the rest of the day.

This zoo is for the birds!
This zoo is for the birds!
Peter? Is that you?
Peter? Is that you?
Ouch! This is hot!
Ouch! This is hot!
Nice cool frog eyes... ahhh.
Nice cool frog eyes… ahhh.
Halt there, train!
Halt there, train!
Just my speed.
Just my speed.
Faster, please! Again, please!
Faster, please! Again, please!

You also got to play on the zoo playground which had some really fun things to do.

Ahhh, the shade.
Ahhh, the shade.
Snaaaaaaaake!
Snaaaaaaaake!
Lady Bugs make the best carriages.
Lady Bugs make the best cars.

Taking the reigns at the LadyBug Rodeo.

Finally, we ate some Indian Food, which is perpetually one of your favorites.

On Saturday we packed up and left the hotel, but the fun didn’t end. We decided to go to the old railroad depot in Duluth where there was a great train museum.  You and mommy climbed on trains and marveled at them while daddy shot pictures. There were all sorts of steam engines, train cars and machinery, along with an entire depot of “stores” which were decorated to look the way they would in the late nineteenth century. By the time we were done there, you were all tired out and had your nap too early.

Whoa...
Whoa…
THIS WAY, MOM!
THIS WAY, MOM!
Toy trains
Toy trains
Let's shop here!
Let’s shop here!
Trains are so... zzzzzzzz.
Trains are so… zzzzzzzz.
Red, White & Blue mommy!
Mommy’s got your back!

We also went back to Canal Park for a bit and had some Vietnamese food which you seemed to like. We also went into a store called Spirit Bay which had some pretty crazy Native American stuff on the walls. You liked the buffalo the best.

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Buffalo head
Buffalo head

On the way home, daddy made yet ANOTHER stop at “The Fires of 1918 Museum” in Moose Lake, MN. It was a small exhibit run by a local historical society, but you’d pretty much had enough of musty smelling buildings with antiques in them. And to be honest, mommy probably had too.

Yes, daddy... this looks great. *yawn*
Yes, daddy… this looks great. *yawn*

We also decided to stop at a convenient outlet mall to get you some new shoes, since your tennies had caused tiny blisters on your toes.  She also got you some new overalls and clothes which look great!

You had another meltdown which could only be settled by having a sandwich at the outlet cafe which turned out to be surprisingly good. We got to eat on a big, soft couch while watching Disney movies and you had a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

The rest of the trip went smoothly and we spent the final Sunday of our little break at home.

Insomnia is hilarious… until it isn’t.

We had a really great day with you today. Daddy got up and fed you a much bigger breakfast than mommy usually does, but you didn’t complain. You ate a light lunch and then your regular afternoon snack. After that, we went to Mall of America so daddy could get a haircut and you went with mommy to see the aquarium instead of just waiting. You slept on the way home and while mommy was at the grocery store. And when we got home, you fell asleep pretty quick.

Then, you woke up. And when you did, you cried for a bit, so daddy brought you into the living room where you could fall asleep on his chest. But you didn’t. Instead, you got into a crazy bout of the giggles which made it REALLY hard for mom and dad to keep things low key and quiet. And for some reason, your pacifier was the funniest thing on the planet.


After your laughter, you became very irritated and remembered how tired you were, so sometime around 10:30 pm (and much crying) and a bottle, and a change of pajamas, and many songs, you finally fell back to sleep.

(footnote: And again at 1:00 am. Maybe this is gas?)

The New Sleep Style

We had a fun, but short weekend. Most of the time, we lounged around the house. You did a lot of tummy time and met some new friends; Wes & Jenny Moore, Sierra (7), Owen (5) and Lucy (15 months) were nice enough to invite us for dinner on Saturday evening. (I work with Wes)  You were a little scared of all the new people at first, but by dinner you were your usual happy self.

Blankie held close, feet in the air, this is your new nap position.

Sunday, we were supposed to go to a Native American Pow Wow, but it was a bit far (we didn’t want to keep you cramped up in a car for so long) and mommy’s ankle hurt, so we stayed around the city. While napping, I caught you doing a new thing… pulling the blanket up to your face and curling up in a ball with your feet up in the air. Pretty funny, and as always, very cute.